Donald Trump – Director of Human Resources: What? Director of Human Resources? Donald Trump is a real estate mogul; he has no human resources experience. Yes, but he has experience hiring and firing people (you're fired). I just hope he doesn't try to fire Mark Cuban.

Pierre Omidyar - Software Developer: Pierre Omidyar is the creator of one of the biggest, most profitable, and most popular websites ever – eBay. He is my best choice for software developer.

Zig Ziglar - Senior Sales Rep: The father of the hard sell, Zig Ziglar, we'll need to put his sales lead generation strategies and sales closing techniques to work to SELL SELL SELL!

Oprah Winfrey – Customer Service Rep: I don’t believe Oprah has any customer service experience. But, we need someone for customer service and Oprah, as successful as she is, would be successful at anything she does.

So there you have it, my executive dream team for Uber Company. Ten successful business professionals and entrepreneurs working together on a common project. This would be reality TV at its finest.